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|Title||:||The Virgin Romance Novelist|
|Number of Pages||:||292|
|Category||:||Romance, Funny, New adult, Contemporary, Contemporary romance, Chick lit|
PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Virgin Romance Novelist Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft yet wiry briar patch .
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel What about meat sword That s what it is a meat sword right all meaty and sword like slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman s dark desires What about breasts Do bosoms really heave .
God I have no idea what happens when private parts touch .
I m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience .
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates online profiles and random hookups .
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft yet wiry briar patch br br Can you say briar patch in a romance novel What about meat sword That s what it is a meat sword right all meaty and sword like slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman s dark desires What about breasts Do bosoms really heave br br God I have no idea what happens when private parts touch br br I m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience br br My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates online profiles and random hookups br br But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected
When I found an eviction notice taped on my apartment door I had two options find a comfortable cardboard box to call home or move in with Tucker Jameson br br Seeing that cardboard makes me feel itchy I chose the latter Which shouldn t be that big of a deal Tucker is one of my good friends And because he s still pining after his ex girlfriend and I m trying to finish my nursing degree there is nothing to worry about in the romance department making my last semester an easy one to conquer br br Boy was I wrong br br Rules are set dinners are made conversations are had and a shirtless swoony roommate walks around in nothing but a pair of black briefs ruining me for every other man br br Before I know it I turn into a panting lust filled woman begging for Tucker to kiss me touch me and show me exactly what is hiding under those briefs br br But with great orgasms comes great consequences br br Tucker might be my friend and roommate but he s also my best friend s ex boyfriend making him completely off limits At least that s what my brain is telling me my heart is speaking an entirely different language
Reese King Olympic medalist underwear model Greek god br br His body is chiseled from rock sculpted by the weight room and refined by water br br On a daily basis his skin is completely bare for everyone to see tan and defined only covered up by a minuscule piece of spandex There is no denying his sex appeal br br I hate to admit it but I m head over heels infatuated with him br br There is one HUGE problem though His achingly gorgeous abs inked up arm and cocky swagger belong to my boss the high profile reality star bitch from hell and certified heinous human being Bellini Chambers br br What I think is going to be an easy job assisting a glorified wench turns into a cluster f ck of epic proportions
Never in a million years would I have pictured myself as an axe wielding dragon lady chopping up multi colored flannel shirts into my very own plaid mulch But here I am chopping away my frustrations br br It all started when my brother Paul convinced me to go on one last family road trip across the Mother Road with him and my dad Just like old times right Wrong What Paul fails to mention is his best man Porter will be joining us who just so happens to be my childhood crush and the man who broke my heart four years ago br br What is supposed to be a fun family bonding experience across Route turns into a war of pranks awkward moments and bathrooms full of dirty flannel shirts and day old beard clippings Paul s know it all attitude and Porter s devilish charm brings me to the brink of my sanity on my seven day trek across the United States with three bearded men in a small s RV
From his dirty blond hair and breathtaking smile to the abs from heaven and the irresistible V in his waistline everything about Bodi Olympic gold medalist Banks screams hot piece of br br Yet there s more br br Dark shadows lurk behind his soulful serious eyes br br I m enamored He s captured me br br How can running an art foundation with Bodi Banks turns into a slow burning epic romance even though he tries to push me away at every chance How can I stay away from a broken routine driven man whose soul cries to be forgiven for a crime only he believes he committed Or is that a lie
Training playing ball and studying is Lexi s life and it never seems to bother her until her friend Parker Hill points out to her that sweat pants on a Friday night while watching sappy romance movies isn t really living up her last year in college Lexi didn t see the need to party since she didn t know what the hell she was doing with her life after college but her friends wouldn t take no for an answer Little did she know going to the first party of the season was going to flip her world upside down br br Jake Taylor starting quarterback for Cal U and campus heart throb spent his entire college career partying getting drunk and winning football games but it is all finally catching up to him He is ready to throw in the towel of his partying days when he decides to have one more last fling That is when he runs into the one person that could turn his life inside out br br Lexi wants nothing to do with Jake and his partying ways but after one bet gone wrong she finds herself on a date with the annoyingly obnoxious egotistical heart throb Even though she wants nothing to do with him she finds herself gravitating toward him and giving into his charm They fall hard and fast for each other as they find love comfort and a home They live in their own littler world where nothing matters besides the love they share for each other br br But love isn t enough for Lexi when she is trying to find her way after college She slowly sinks into Jake s shadow and finds herself clawing out of the Jake sized hole she buried herself in so she can find who she is who she wants to be and what her future holds for her br br Fair Catch is a true love story that goes through the trials and tribulations of Jake and Lexi s insecurities jealousies short comings and strong personalities Love is one hell of a strong bond but sometimes it s not strong enough Follow Jake and Lexi as they try to hold on to the love they share while they try to find themselves and find out what life is after graduation
What do ice cream and Sadie Montgomery have in common They re both ice cold but one taste is never enough br br I wanted to be friends I would have even settled for her seeing me as anything but a nerd but there was no getting through So just like any hard headed red blooded man out there I made up my mind br br I d make my coworker fall for me br br I d like to say it was simple but like every other epic love story all it took was one drunken night and a lot of naked courage to get the girl For a moment at least br br Love with a coworker is never simple especially since Sadie s trying to keep us on the low Not to mention her persistent ex boyfriend who won t leave her alone But I ve never been good at giving up and I don t plan to start now br br The whole thing is a recipe for a rocky road but I plan to eat the whole gallon no matter how bad the brain freeze br
Four lives Four stories Four sets of letters Four brave souls in need of guidance while facing life s greatest challenges br br The anonymously published Dear Life program is designed to help them step outside of their comfort zones face their obstacles and relinquish their demons and prove their existence br br With their lives teetering between wanting more and losing it all all four souls dive into the program as a New Year s resolution sending them on a crazy life altering journey br br Dear Life br br Please be kind br br Yours truly Hollyn Jace Daisy and Carter
I make my living as a hustler and I m great at it br I don t have a single tell and I use that to my advantage to manipulate any situation br I ve always known what a person is about to do before they ve even decided br br That is until I met Penelope br I can t get a read on her and what s worse she doesn t want anything to do with me br Which only makes me want her more br br Now I m in for the hardest hustle of my life br Somehow I have to convince her she belongs with me br Good thing I m always up for a challenge
Adam James is a corn fed Nebraska raised piece of man meat with a chiseled body and baby face He is in desperate need of a paycheck and will do just about anything to get one including stripping down to his skivvies and lathering up in baby oil br br Solo Cohan is a quirky hipster with a strong work ethic raised by two gay dads who are head over heels in love with Harrison Ford and Star Wars hence the name Solo She works for Teeg Model Management the same modeling agency that decides to book Adam as their next up and coming model Sparks ignite between her and Adam the minute her baby oil soaked hand connects with his practically naked body br br Even though Solo can t stop thinking about Adam during photo shoots she quickly and awkwardly shows Adam her distaste for male models and her inability to engage romantically with them Adam is captivated by her nerdy talk and peculiar tendencies and sets out to make it his mission to turn the Star Wars loving hipster to the dark side where mingling with models is widely arousing