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Title:Dogs Don't Tell Jokes (Someday Angeline, #2)
Format Type:Ebook
Author:Louis Sachar
Publisher:Bloomsbury UK
ISBN 13:
Number of Pages:224
Category:Young adult, Fiction, Humor, Childrens

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes (Someday Angeline, #2) by Louis Sachar

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC Dogs Don't Tell Jokes (Someday Angeline, #2) Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in Gary W Boone knows he was born to be a stand up comedian It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced and he starts practising his routine nonstop to get it just right Gary s sure that this will be his big break he ll make everyone laugh and will win the prize money But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself

Holes (Holes, #1)

Stanley tries to dig up the truth in this inventive and darkly humorous tale of crime and punishment and redemption Ages br br Stanley Yelnats is under a curse A curse that began with his no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather and has since followed generations of Yelnats Now Stanley has been unjustly sent to a boys detention center Camp Green Lake where the warden makes the boys build character by spending all day every day digging holes five feet wide and five feet deep It doesn t take long for Stanley to realize there s more than character improvement going on at Camp Green Lake The boys are digging holes because the warden is looking for something Stanley tries to dig up the truth in this inventive and darkly humorous tale of crime and punishment and redemption

Sideways Stories from Wayside School (Wayside School #1)

p There was a terrible mistake Wayside School was built with one classroom on top of another thirty stories high The builder said he was sorry Maybe that s why all kinds of funny things happened at Wayside especially on the thirteenth floor p

Wayside School Is Falling Down (Wayside School #2)

Louis yard teacher starts off tales of unusual students Comic sketches precede every chapter Todd brings a cute adorable plastic puppy who bites back when Joy steals it Cafeteria Mrs Mush serves Mushroom Surprise that changes Ron When Paul falls out the window Leslie offers her pigtails to pull him back On th floor invisible Allison finds Miss Zarves class

Wayside School Gets A Little Stranger (Wayside School #3)

All the kids from Wayside School had to spend days in horrible schools while Wayside was closed to get rid of the infestation of cows Now the kids are back and the fun begins again on every floor Miss Mush has prepared a special lunch of baked liver in purple sauce and it is pet day on the th floor

There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

Bradley Chalkers is the oldest kid in the fifth grade He tells enormous lies He picks fights with girls No one likes him except Carla the new school counselor She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous and knows that Bradley could change if only he weren t afraid to try But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world

Small Steps (Holes, #2)

Two years after being released from Camp Green Lake Armpit is home in Austin Texas trying to turn his life around But it s hard when you have a record and everyone expects the worst from you The only person who believes in him is Ginny his year old disabled neighbor Together they are learning to take small steps And he seems to be on the right path until X Ray a buddy from Camp Green Lake comes up with a get rich quick scheme This leads to a chance encounter with teen pop sensation Kaira DeLeon and suddenly his life spins out of control with only one thing for certain He ll never be the same again br br In his first major novel since Holes critically acclaimed novelist Louis Sachar uses his signature wit combined with a unique blend of adventure and deeply felt characters to explore issues of race the nature of celebrity the invisible connections that determine a person s life and what it takes to stay on course Doing the right thing is never a wrong choice but a small step in the right direction

The Cardturner: A Novel about a King, a Queen, and a Joker

From Louis Sachar i New York Times i bestselling author and winner of the Newbery Medal for HOLES comes the young adult novel THE CARDTURNER an exploration of the human condition br br How are we supposed to be partners He can t see the cards and I don t know the rules br br The summer after junior year of high school looks bleak for Alton Richards His girlfriend has dumped him to hook up with his best friend He has no money and no job His parents insist that he drive his great uncle Lester to his bridge club four times a week and be his cardturner whatever that means Alton s uncle is old blind very sick and very rich br br But Alton s parents aren t the only ones trying to worm their way into Lester Trapp s good graces They re in competition with his longtime housekeeper his alluring young nurse and the crazy Castaneda family who seem to have a mysterious influence over him br br Alton soon finds himself intrigued by his uncle by the game of bridge and especially by the pretty and shy Toni Castaneda As the summer goes on he struggles to figure out what it all means and ultimately to figure out the meaning of his own life br br Through Alton s wry observations Louis Sachar explores the disparity between what you know and what you think you know With his incomparable flair and inventiveness he examines the elusive differences between perception and reality and inspires readers to think and think again

Fuzzy Mud

Be careful Your next step may be your last br br Fifth grader Tamaya Dhilwaddi and seventh grader Marshall Walsh have been walking to and from Woodbridge Academy together since elementary school But their routine is disrupted when bully Chad Wilson challenges Marshall to a fight To avoid the conflict Marshall takes a shortcut home through the off limits woods Tamaya reluctantly follows They soon get lost and they find trouble Bigger trouble than anyone could ever have imagined br br In the days and weeks that follow the authorities and the U S Senate become involved and what they uncover might affect the future of the world

Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School (Wayside School #2.5)

Why does elf elf fool How many meals will Miss Mush the lunch teacher have to cook for the food to taste as bad as it smells This book is packed full of brain teasers and maths puzzles and all the wacky pupils from Wayside School to help you find the logical solutions to all the problems

Sixth Grade Secrets

When Laura Sibbie starts a secret club at school she makes the other members them give her something totally embarrassing as insurance to make sure they don t tell anyone else about the club She promises to keep the insurance secret unless someone blabs br br Gabriel who never tells on anybody would be a perfect member of Pig City He wants to join too But when Laura asks him something goes terribly wrong Now there are two secret clubs in Mr Doyle s class and guess who s the head of the new one Gabriel Each club is determined to topple the other and nobody s secrets are safe

Sideways Stories from Wayside School (Wayside School #1), Holes (Holes, #1), Fuzzy Mud, Small Steps (Holes, #2), The Cardturner: A Novel about a King, a Queen, and a Joker, Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School (Wayside School #2.5), Sixth Grade Secrets, Wayside School Is Falling Down (Wayside School #2), There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom, Wayside School Gets A Little Stranger (Wayside School #3)